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On Mar 8, 7:53*pm, J'ai retrouvé mon chien...elle s'appelle runge
<michaelnewp...@yahoo.com> wrote:[color=blue]
> CAR TROUBLE
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> died.
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> She says, 'What's the story?'
> He replies, 'Just **** in the carburettor'
> She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
>
> SPEEDING TICKET
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
> if he could see her license.
> She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
> Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
> to show it to you!'
>
> RIVER WALK
> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
> another blonde on the opposite bank.. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can
> I get to the other side?'
> * * The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
> shouts back, 'You *ARE on the other side.'
>
> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
> her body hurt wherever she touched it.
> * * 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
> then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
> and screamed;
> likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
> made her scream.
> * * The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
> * * 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
> * * 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
>
> KNITTING
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
> the wheel was knitting!
> * * Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
> the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
> yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
> * * 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
> said, 'We were the first in space!'
> * * The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
> * * The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the
> sun!'
> * * The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
> heads. *'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said
> the Russian.
> * * To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're
> going at night!'
>
> IN A VACUUM
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
> 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
> it?'
> * * She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
>
> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
> and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
> that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. * Her friend said,
> 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
> 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. *'They're watch dogs!'[/color]

Hahaha...you made me laugh.
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